🎤 THE RULES:
Two comedians.
One stage.
Unlimited insults.
No safe words.
No mercy.
If it hurts, good — that means it’s working.
💥 PREPARE FOR TOTAL ANNIHILATION:
🔥 Danni A vs Mitch Donaldson — expect scorched earth, emotional ruin, and at least one joke that goes too far
🔥 Mark Readman vs Cam Standen — smart, vicious burns delivered with a smile and zero remorse
🔥 Alex Hughes vs BJ Connolly — absolute chaos, unhinged energy, and jokes that will live rent-free in your head forever
👑 WHO WINS?
The judges decide.
YOU decide.
Your laughter crowns the champion and condemns the loser to a long, quiet drive home filled with self-loathing.
🎟 Tickets: $20
That’s it.
Twenty bucks to watch grown adults get publicly humiliated for your pleasure.
Honestly? Disgustingly good value.
⚠️ CONTENT WARNING (SERIOUSLY):
This show is offensive.
It’s filthy.
It’s ruthless.
If you’re easily offended, morally superior, or enjoy pretending you’re better than everyone else — stay home and clutch your pearls.
But if you love:
✔ savage insults
✔ comedians getting absolutely obliterated
✔ laughing so hard you feel a bit ashamed afterward
Then this is your night.
🔥 ROAST BATTLEZ 🔥
No limits.
No apologies.
Just jokes so brutal they should be illegal.
You’ve been warned. 😈😂